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Chris Clem
Stand-Up / Impersonations / Improv
"I am IRON MANNNN!"

Male
23 years old
Stow, OH
United States



Last Login: 11/21/2008
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WebsiteChrisClem.com
InfluencesSteve Martin, Rodney Dangerfield, Chris Rock, Norm MacDonald, Jerry Seinfeld, Stand-Up Comedy in general, Tom Green, Chris Farley, Bill Murray, Adam Sandler, Darrell Hammond, Andy Samberg, Tina Fey, Collin Quinn, Dennis Miller, Sacha Baron Cohen, SNL, Star Wars, modern cinema and summer blockbusters, Sylvester Stallone, professional wrestling, Nintendo, Cleveland sports and comic books.
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TV ShowsUnless you watch a lot of the Ohio on Demand Channel (Time Warner Digital cable channel 1111) and have a keen eye for cameramen, none. I have done voiceovers though.
FilmsDo my student projects at the University of Akron count?
AlbumsMy original career goal to to be an MC, but my hip-hop goals have fallen by the wayside. But I still have recorded rap songs. If you want to hear them. But you probably don’t want to because I’m white. And a complete dork. I tell you though, I had mad flavor, yo.

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     Chris Clem's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Stow, Ohio
Body type:6' 5" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Renaissance Man
Income:$30,000 to $45,000


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Ramon





Nov 21 2008 3:34 AM

thanks man, i was angry and confused as to why you didn't do the bach joke, that shit cracks me the fuck up. yeah man, i heard the weather was bad out that way. not even magic dave fraziers magic weather stones would cut the bitter coldness. he turned around and went back home.

i'll let you all know when my tuesday nighter gets off the ground
Ramon





Nov 20 2008 9:30 PM

u coming to mulligans tonight? last one of the year!
GO BROWNS!





Nov 19 2008 6:11 PM

GO BROWNS!





Nov 19 2008 6:08 PM

hell yah #4, to bad they cant win at home iv seen 2 blowouts and 2 blown leads imma sell the rest of my tix if they loose sunday...lemme know when u do a show on a saturday, how long u on stage for usually?

GO BROWNIES!!
GO BROWNS!





Nov 18 2008 5:02 PM

hah its a stoner joke from back in the day, where u playing at next?
Juanda Mayfield





Nov 17 2008 5:30 AM

Good seeing you again white chocolate!
GO BROWNS!





Nov 14 2008 5:24 PM

throw that one in the spank bank, lisa lamponelli is hilarious u should do insult comedy
A b b y





Nov 2 2008 8:56 PM

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.
He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
-Rodney Dangerfield
A b b y





Oct 30 2008 6:56 PM

So you have no shows til next Friday?
COMEDIAN DANNY BROWNING





Oct 24 2008 3:26 AM

Nice working with you Chris. Good Luck!
Photobucket
Ramon





Oct 23 2008 6:54 PM

the bach bit is funny as shit man. well done.
A b b y





Oct 22 2008 5:12 AM

dude, please give credit where credit is due.... aka your headshots.... MINE!
A b b y





Oct 19 2008 6:11 PM

blahhhhhhh =[
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Oct 18 2008 9:03 PM

Photobucket
just stopping by to say hi =]
A b b y





Oct 16 2008 10:05 PM

will you come save me? i want out
A b b y





Oct 13 2008 7:52 PM

it was fun seeing you my dear!
hopefully i will see you before thanksgiving
ahahahahhaha =] and get food?
how was getting up this morning?
love you
abigail
A b b y





Oct 8 2008 6:43 PM

hahahahah that was vile =]
are you going to see grandma today? if you so tell her I said hello, want to come pick me up tomorrow after 5 so I can go visit her? and then bring me back sunday? =]]]]]
you know you love me
A b b y





Oct 8 2008 6:26 PM

when do you find out if you are healthy?
Kirk Robinson





Sep 30 2008 8:38 PM

You too man, good luck!
David





Sep 27 2008 7:20 PM

Sorry to ruin your comment page Chris, but I wanted you to know what I knew....Jake Creamer is doing a show in Stubenville tonight!!! did you hear me?!?! its tonight!!! Stubenville!!! Jake Creamer!!! Why am I yelling?!?!
David





Sep 27 2008 7:18 PM

Attention Stubenville!!! Jake Creamer is performing inside of you tonight!!
David





Sep 27 2008 7:18 PM

Last reminder, until 3:15.....Jake Creamer is headlining that bitch in Stubenville!!!
David





Sep 27 2008 7:17 PM

I didn't want to keep this information to myself, so here goes....Jake Creamer is doing a show in Stubenville tonight!! its tonight!! Jake Creamer!!
David





Sep 27 2008 7:15 PM

Come check out local talent Jake Creamer in Stubenville tonight!! he's doing a show...
David





Sep 27 2008 7:15 PM

Comedy. Jake Creamer. Tonight. Stubenville.
David





Sep 27 2008 7:14 PM

Just a reminder: Jake Creamer is doing a show in Stubenville tonight!!
David





Sep 27 2008 7:14 PM

Make sure you check out Jake Creamer's show in Stubenville tonight!!!
David





Sep 27 2008 7:13 PM

Jake Creamer is doing a show tonight in Stubenville!!!
josh





Sep 26 2008 2:51 AM

im good clean an sober thanx fer askin what about u?
Lashawn





Sep 26 2008 1:50 AM

they will get it together this weekend or you will see the brady quinn chants going crazy for real.
A b b y





Sep 25 2008 2:32 PM

well broham, we need to have a little heart to heart as soon as i get home. if we have one on the phone/myspace/facebook/text it wont have the same results
soooo get back to me on that
also i like the picture now that i know it is really you, but as a comedian i think you need to show more face
Katrina Brown